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Eladio Victoria y Victoria was a Dominican Republic politician. He served as the 32nd president of the Dominican Republic from December 5, 1911, until November 30, 1912. Direct US intervention forced him to resign.
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Flaxley Abbey is a former Cistercian monastery in England, now a Grade I listed English country house and private residence, near the village of Flaxley in the Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire. It is the former seat of the Crawley-Boevey Baronets.
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{"slip": { "id": 176, "advice": "Good things come to those who wait."}}
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