{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
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Portia Arthur is a Ghanaian writer and reporter. She launched her first book titled Against the Odds in July 2018. She also started the Book Per Child Initiative, which aims to inspire young people to read by supporting them with educational materials and establishing reading clubs in various schools and churches.
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Samed Ali Kaya is a Turkish professional footballer who plays as a forward for Menemen.
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Alder Valley was a bus operator in South East England.
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