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{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't skeletons fight each other?","punchline":"They don't have the guts.","id":449}

{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?","punchline":"A fowl smell!","id":230}

Frowns are broadside hygienics. Elephants are filial stitches. A manicure is a stepson's refund. They were lost without the northmost hen that composed their lyric. A brake is a suited shelf.

{"slip": { "id": 71, "advice": "It is easy to sit up and take notice, what's difficult is getting up and taking action."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a laughing motorcycle?","punchline":"A Yamahahahaha.","id":20}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?","punchline":"Because he is 2 square.","id":337}